Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.
I need a comic of this
im making friends with the netflix customer service guy
how sweet of you
I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME
he just became like 50% carrot
im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now
UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend
Justin Bieber’s lawyer probably
You can tell by the way I walk I’m a women’s man no time to talk
bruh im googlin some random shit right. i typed 4 letters and my quick results turned into a whole nother language some arabic shit. i clicked it and i seen the heaviest flex i ever seent
look as this shit
this nigga squattin on a mercedes sls wit a lion behind a lamborghini gallardo
Where does one begin
don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it
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But why is everybody on tumblr being racist? Literally, my dash is more or less everyone accusing everyone else of being the REAL racists. Every single one of you are playing the victim. Placing blame. And trying to justify why it’s acceptable for you but nobody else to generalize whoever it is you’re generalizing. You don’t fight racism with more fucking racism. It just doesn’t work like that. It is never, going to work like that. Now everybody shut the fuck up and start getting along.
Talk about teamwork.
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