Talking to somebody with an eye injury. Is it rude if I sustain eye contact? Or rude if I don’t? Was faced with this and I’m really fucking confused.
ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED
Excuse me while I memorize this list
I keep trying to tell people this but nobody believes me.
haha yea they edited bits of her diary out which included anne expressing attraction to girls and it’s even been banned from schools because of this!! fun fact
i think of this whenever i buy anything over $10
Welcome to America where everyone is equal except everyone
yes mom. okay mom I’m shutting it down. its saving. no mom its sAVING THE GAME I CANT SHUT IT DOWN NO MOM JUST WAIT FOR IT TO SAVE I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN
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I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio
let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can
I’m just in love with this man.
I speak Irish.
As an Irish human being, I can clarify that this is exactly accurate.
last one is a perfect reaction gif
Its actually so true this is how we comunicate
Anonymous asked: how do you give a bj
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
stop following me in front
this scene messed me up
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm
whose line will forever be one of my favorites
Disappointing Popsicle Jokes
Historically accurate Popsicle Jokes
putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy
wow excuse you maybe I like to soften the bristles first B(
who the fuck doesn’t wet their tooth brush before putting toothpaste on what the fuck
who the fuck does
i the fuck do
what the fuck man
This is how civil wars are started
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