"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]
I. AM. CRYING.
the fucking door frame one…
I adore this man.
No he didn’t 😂
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My life goal is to be that guy you should have fucked when you had the chance to.
Anonymous said: Can a soon to be 16 year old and a 20 year old work out?
I work out with my dad all the time and he’s 60
I watch porn for the storyline
Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
Forever reblogging this.
And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.
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